Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wear drunk well.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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