I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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