The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Mom said you looked used
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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