Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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