He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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