sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The adults are the big ones right?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize