i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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