"it" just moved
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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