I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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