I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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