he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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