38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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