This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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