Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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