LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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