Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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