He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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