turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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