I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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