Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just fell off a train. Bad.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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