haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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