when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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