i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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