talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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