Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
babies were throwing up all over the place
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My life is pants optional.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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