forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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