I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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