Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
operation harelip BJ is a go
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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