But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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