Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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