how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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