So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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