"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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