You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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