That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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