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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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