Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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