i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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