Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
