i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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