WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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