i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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