I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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