Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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