Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think your dad took our porno
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize