called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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