i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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