I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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