she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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