So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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