sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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