She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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