So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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