why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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