Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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