I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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