I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I party with great urgency now.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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