My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
soo... how was my night?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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