Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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