I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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